A collection of all Quidditch-related words and their definitions.
January 9th
2:16 AM

Fridge

A Fridge is a large, tall Quidditch player (usually, although not always, a Keeper) who acts both as an impenetrable brick wall and a giant freight train.

A Fridge may often be seen steamrolling the Quaffle down the pitch with tiny squirming Chasers dangling ineffectually from his/her limbs.

Coaches have been known to weep tears of happiness upon acquisition of a Fridge. Off the pitch, Fridges are giant teddy bears that also serve as cuddly full-body pillows for long bus rides to and from tournaments.

Exhibit A - Colin from uOttawa:

  1. aneccentricoptimistic reblogged this from hotep-king and added:
    Haha yes sir, I believe you do… That high-five gif goes for you too, because you’re my winter pickup quidditch teammate!...
  2. instant-oatmeal reblogged this from walklikeaghost and added:
    Our longest tournament ride was in a van and I was between two guys and none of us really knew each other well. Now,...
  3. divinewolfwood reblogged this from hotep-king and added:
    I’m definitely one of our team fridges :x. Though Chris may qualify more than me since I varied my offensive skill set...
  4. hotep-king reblogged this from aneccentricoptimistic and added:
    I think I qualify haha
  5. walklikeaghost reblogged this from instant-oatmeal and added:
    Do you also qualify as a cuddly full-body pillow?
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  12. charliechasessnitches reblogged this from quidtionary and added:
    It’s Roger! :D
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  14. quidditchplayingwitch reblogged this from quidtionary and added:
    I think Patrick qualifies
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